I’ve been online dating off and on for
three, four years. 100% one of the first questions that comes up is “what’s your sign?” Bumble has added a new feature where you can filter out specific Zodiac signs that you don’t, like, mesh with. I mean, I’m not gonna lie, there’s two strong signs I would definitely block. Pisces, maybe Scorpio, even though I’m a Scorpio Rising. So you really are a
Scorpio! Yes. I’m a low-key Scorpio. I lead with Cancer and then, you know, a few dates in I’m like “Surprise! I’m a Scorpio rising.” I guess the two most popular signs that are getting blocked are Scorpios and
Geminis. Two faced, double personalities, real backstabbers, you know, not to be trusted. Those are some great character traits. I’m a Gemini. You’re a Gemini? Yeah. Shit.
I’m a Gemini, Gemini rising with a cancer moon. I think my dog is a Cancer and maybe a Taurus rising cuz he’s really stubborn. Stop it! I would for sure block Aquarians
and Geminis. I just so happen to be a Scorpio with a Gemini moon which I guess means that I’m screwed. More than half of the Geminis that I do know are actually really nice, but then there’s that chance that you’ll get the super insane Gemini. I just don’t take my chances with Gemini. This is my Gemini tattoo. I got it when I was 18 years old on South Beach. Scorpio is the sign of
the Scorpion, right, so it’s kinda like Ssss. Scorpios definitely have a sharp tongue. Some people relate it to the stinger. I will go on a first date and then probably
never talk to you again. Oh, I had a really great four dates. I’d love to see you again and it’s like “Ssss. Guess what? I’m getting back from the
ex-girlfriend! Ssss.” Scorpios. It’s like too much mystery to
solve, you know. I’m not here to like unlock a
puzzle of a person. Riley stop stealing my spotlight! I’m a Gemini! I need all the light I can get. I’m a Scorpio with a Gemini moon. I relate most to the two signs that everyone else seems to not relate to. So, I’m like the ultimate don’t date this person, I guess. Which is
probably why I’m single. So how long have you been single?